The Essex
All Saints
Hash House Harriers
In the beginning . . .
. . . was the history
of The All Saints
LOVE, DEVOTION & SURRENDER
. . . to the power of the hash!
Just like Christmas, the dates never alter.
| Who | What | When | In 2011 it's a |
| St Valentine | love & kisses | 14th February | Monday |
| St David | don't eat the daffs | 1st March | Tuesday |
| St Patrick | the craic | 17th March | Thursday |
| St Joseph | if I had a hammer | 19th March | Saturday |
| St Cuthbert | border tarts | 20th March | Sunday |
| St George | beware the dragons | 23rd April | Saturday |
| St Bernard | brandy & mint cake | 28th May | Saturday |
| St Peter | gone fishing | 29th June | Wednesday |
| St Swithen | rain or shine | 15th July | Friday |
| All Saints | all you fancy | 1st November | Tuesday |
| St Edmund | the local one | 20th November | Sunday |
| St Andrew | scotch & haggis | 30th November | Wednesday |
Up next: St TeeBeAy
on: not quite sure
at: some pub
time: 7pm (or noon)
hare: er . . .
music: you'll be lucky!
And remember . . . Dress For The Day
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Surrender to the cause!
Contact
'Vicky
Vomit'
- join our crusade
and save those who are rudderless in a sea of mediocrity.
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All Saints - just another excuse to hash!
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Our Anthems:
St Patrick's Day 
I've been a Hash Harrier for many a year,
I follow the trail in pursuit of good beer.
When I'm out with the pack then I haven't a care,
If we're back in an hour then I'll drink to the hare.
And its down down to sinners,
Or onto your head;
If you can't, you're a w*nker,
You should stay home instead!
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St David's Day
We are All Saints Hash House Harriers,
Following trails to reach our beer.
Braving rain and hail and thunder,
Facing shiggy without fear!
We love beer,
We love beer,
We love beer and sheep as well,
sheep as well....
We love beer and sheep as well
